the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”
I didn’t need you to fix me. I needed you to love me while I fix myself.
whenever u r sad just say “nyoom” whenever u walk around a corner it will make u feel better 100% trust me i am a doctor
this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything
ive said this before but like the best thing about ppl who deeply and genuinely believe every actor in hollywood before 2001 was straight is that cary grants ghost could materialize in front of them and say “i totally sucked dick” and theyd still go nah
If you claim to be a feminist and you shame girls for wanting to do traditional things like take their husband’s last name or be a house wife then you are doing it all completely wrong.
Feminism isn’t an elite group who defeats gender norms, it’s a group who accepts ALL women’s choices.
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.
My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
I’M SOBBING VIOLENTLY
Safety isn’t always safe. You can find one on every gun.